crunches on an atomic fireball jawbreaker. hey

moe + 24 + he/him

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maamlet:

maamlet:

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

omg this is apparently a symptom of adhd. this explains SO much

actionpainting:

idgafffffff ur so annoying i don’t even caaaaareeeee leave me alone (to the subway guy when he asks me what i want on my sub)

eastgaysian:

won’t beef with people younger than me because that’s embarrassing for me. won’t beef with people older than me because that’s embarrassing for them. won’t beef with people my age because i know we both have better shit to be doing. peace and lovr on planet earth

henstomper:

gender to me is like a car i dont really want one and society would be much better if it was not structured around it. but i got one because it helps me get around and sometimes its fun to make it go fast

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